queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

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ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

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spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision


africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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segasaturns:

when your down to your least favorite pokemon

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